Health Benefits Of A Fart.

Health Benefits Of A Fart.

You may be surprised to learn that farting is beneficial to your health and to others within ear shot and nose proximity, but try telling them that! For further proof, read on.

If you don’t expel the gas your body develops, you’ll explode, thereby ending your chance to gain any health benefits.

Believe it or not a study by the University of Exeter in England suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide – a.k.a. (the common fart,) here is the link, (http://theweek.com/speedreads/450160/study-smelling-farts-may-good-health,) it’s what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, causing gas, it could prevent mitochondria damage. Yep, the implication is what you’re thinking: People are taking the research to mean that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer. And really, who would question the University of Exters’ study in England where you won’t find even one deodorant factory.

What is Mitochondria Damage? In short, mitochondria damage causing cellular generators responsible for nearly all the body’s energy output—speeds aging and death. Who knew a simple fart could slow down aging and prolong you’re life.

I don’t recommend going through your day attempting to catch a whiff or two from friends, co-workers and family to improve your health, and I suggest not attempting this on complete strangers, otherwise you’ll probably end up either in jail or possibly with a broken nose, and who would want a broken nose when science has already proven smelling farts is healthy.

Now that science has emphatically embraced “the fart” as healthy, with proof, mind you, there are other health benefits that weren’t included in the above mentioned study. These benefits are something that produces immediate results. Oh, and I suggest you download a PDF of the study notes in case you let one fly and then try to explain to those around you the benefits, just in case you need back-up.

On a Side Note: Men Love Farts.
OK ladies look, men fart, a lot. I don’t why they do, but they do. Sometimes men get into a lot of trouble when they fart. For instance, under the covers, in a elevator, in the grocery store check-out line, etc. And ddon’t even try to let one fly in church. The pull my finger method really only works once, maybe twice, especially on younger children. Blaming a fart on the dog is always fun, except if the dog is in the back yard, so, be a man, fess up and spread the scientifically proven benefits around.

Another Side Note: Women Don’t Like Farts.
Send her a PDF of the above mentioned study, and maybe she’ll embrace the fart? But don’t press it. Divorce is expensive. And remember, even deaf people can also enjoy a fart!

Immediate Health Results.
Laughter. They say laughter is the best medicine, so why not give a double-whammy, make them laugh and improve the health of everyone around you, all at the same time. And really, you have to admit, you have laughed at a fart.

Improves Your Heart Rate.
If you’re in a small room, an elevator, or checkout line and you fart or happen to smell a fart, first you’ll laugh, maybe, then probably look for a way to escape. Either way, if you don’t laugh, at least your heart rate will increase to a healthy level when you run the other way..

Who Needs A Tread-Machine.
In modern society odds are you’ve run into a fart, either at the store, theater, the mall. And once you smell the fart you immediately change course, quickly, and head the other direction, this may cause laughter, in some who appreciate the fart. This quick change of course improves muscle tone, increases your heart rate and respiration and is scientifically proven to slow the aging process enabling you a longer life.

And believe it or not, farting is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records, and would’t you know it the record holder is a british, his name is Mr. Methane: http://www.mrmethane.com/

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